02/14/04 The Dallas Brand
I was going to rant about the City not paying Sgt. Flusche and Officer Ed Coffey for their on-duty injuries.
Instead, here is my top-ten list of new slogans for the Dallas brand.
10. Dallas: Where 1 in 10 is a victim of crime!
9. Dallas: Dinner and a robbery.
8. Dallas: Travelers are welcome to pay high taxes.
7. Dallas: Welcome to high insurance rates!
6. Dallas: Great hospitals, for when you get shot.
5. Dallas: Kennedy was here on a day trip . . . .
4. Dallas: Your homeless heaven (or haven)
3. Dallas: A liberal city with radical crime.
2. Dallas: Nation's #1 crime city six years running!
And the number one new slogan for Dallas, TX:
Dallas: Where even the Cowboys are trying to rob you!